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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2007|10:58 am]
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I've been busy auditioning Smokey for commercial gigs all over town. It doesn't sounds like much, but one he get's a break, he's in. people from all over will be calling in with gigs. that's how it works with the gerbil modeling industry. it's a very IN industry.

Today he's going for the roll of baby capybera. If he can keep his hacking cough under control, I think he'll do fine.

He looks so cute smoking a cig.




edit: Smokey just died. He had been fighting lung canser for some time. Now I do kind of regret letting him smoke so much. But not as much as I regret trying to fluchhim down my toilet like a goldfish.
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2007|09:20 pm]
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[Current Location |in a band]
[Current Mood |in love]
[Current Music |In A Gadda Da Vita]

There's a fine line between retarded and absurdist.

I walk that line.
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NIMBY [Nov. 20th, 2006|09:40 pm]
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[Current Music |trans-siberian orchestra]

She had an unnatural hourglass shape,
and moved like a hooker,
who had been put together wrong.
Her eyes didn't seem real,
and niether did her name.
God, I love this place.
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The Statue of Libery [Nov. 20th, 2006|04:52 pm]
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[Current Mood |I ♥ NY]
[Current Music |show tunes]

Standing in memorium
Like a tombstone for the American Dream
Buried at sea
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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2006|12:04 am]
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[Current Mood |annoyed]
[Current Music |William Shatner]

The voices in my head have stopped talking to me.

But not to each other.

And they're starting to get very irritated that I'm evsedropping on their conversations.


I can HEAR YOU!

Cmon, you guys get a room. I don't appreciate feeling like a stranger in my own head.
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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2006|12:17 am]
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[Current Music |i'm a mindless idiot]

get me to talk without me hating you for it and you'll win a dangerous affection.
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2006|09:23 pm]
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[Current Music |the scorpions]


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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2006|03:45 am]
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[Current Mood |lil tipsy, yeah1!!]
[Current Music |The Breakfronts - "The Rise And Fall Of Jimmy Rootbeer"]

So there's this guy at work, right. Jimmy. dork.

Sos me and the boys we decided we'd take the little guy round.. you know, show him a real good time like. yeah.

So we got him all liquered up and bought him a hooker for the night. We all thought it was real funny.

So the next da, he shows up in a rubberized beach sandles, shorts, and a hawaiian shirt, collar up.

And doing that fingers-as-gun thing with a wink of the eye and a click of the tounge. The mullet can't be far behind.

I jut know we're gonna have to have a meeting about this.

When I play God,. I play to win.
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A Real Fixer Upper [Nov. 11th, 2005|08:59 pm]
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I eat potential and shit out good ideas.

They call me The Recycler.
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magpie [Sep. 13th, 2005|09:22 pm]
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1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl and
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for secrets
that'll never be told.
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