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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2007|10:58 am]
I've been busy auditioning Smokey for commercial gigs all over town. It doesn't sounds like much, but one he get's a break, he's in. people from all over will be calling in with gigs. that's how it works with the gerbil modeling industry. it's a very IN industry.

Today he's going for the roll of baby capybera. If he can keep his hacking cough under control, I think he'll do fine.

He looks so cute smoking a cig.

edit: Smokey just died. He had been fighting lung canser for some time. Now I do kind of regret letting him smoke so much. But not as much as I regret trying to fluchhim down my toilet like a goldfish.
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2007|09:20 pm]
[Current Location |in a band]
[Current Mood |in love]
[Current Music |In A Gadda Da Vita]

There's a fine line between retarded and absurdist.

I walk that line.
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NIMBY [Nov. 20th, 2006|09:40 pm]
[Current Music |trans-siberian orchestra]

She had an unnatural hourglass shape,
and moved like a hooker,
who had been put together wrong.
Her eyes didn't seem real,
and niether did her name.
God, I love this place.
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The Statue of Libery [Nov. 20th, 2006|04:52 pm]
[Current Mood |I ♥ NY]
[Current Music |show tunes]

Standing in memorium
Like a tombstone for the American Dream
Buried at sea
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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2006|12:04 am]
[Current Mood |annoyed]
[Current Music |William Shatner]

The voices in my head have stopped talking to me.

But not to each other.

And they're starting to get very irritated that I'm evsedropping on their conversations.


Cmon, you guys get a room. I don't appreciate feeling like a stranger in my own head.
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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2006|12:17 am]
[Current Music |i'm a mindless idiot]

get me to talk without me hating you for it and you'll win a dangerous affection.
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2006|09:23 pm]
[Current Music |the scorpions]

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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2006|03:45 am]
[Current Mood |lil tipsy, yeah1!!]
[Current Music |The Breakfronts - "The Rise And Fall Of Jimmy Rootbeer"]

So there's this guy at work, right. Jimmy. dork.

Sos me and the boys we decided we'd take the little guy round.. you know, show him a real good time like. yeah.

So we got him all liquered up and bought him a hooker for the night. We all thought it was real funny.

So the next da, he shows up in a rubberized beach sandles, shorts, and a hawaiian shirt, collar up.

And doing that fingers-as-gun thing with a wink of the eye and a click of the tounge. The mullet can't be far behind.

I jut know we're gonna have to have a meeting about this.

When I play God,. I play to win.
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A Real Fixer Upper [Nov. 11th, 2005|08:59 pm]
I eat potential and shit out good ideas.

They call me The Recycler.
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magpie [Sep. 13th, 2005|09:22 pm]
1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl and
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for secrets
that'll never be told.
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